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__________________Ross: [receiving his Christmas gift] You got me a cola drink.
__________________Chandler: And a LEMON LIME.
__________________Ross: You shouldn't have. I feel like I should get you another sweater.
__________________Joey: And last but not least.
__________________[Monica receives her gift]
__________________Joey: They're RIBBED FOR YOUR PLEASURE.
___________Rachel: Wha... married?
___________Ross: Well, yeah, I think we should get married!
___________Rachel: What? Because that's your answer to everything?
Rachel: ...How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Dr Long: Three.
Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three!
________________________Monica: Can you help me fold these napkins?
________________________Phoebe: Sure.
________________________Monica: I'm gonna go across the hall and check on the yams.
________________________[Notices the way Phoebe is folding the napkins]
________________________Monica: No... no honey... Not like that, we're not a barn dance.
________________________You wanna fold them like swans like I showed you at Christmas, remember?
________________________Phoebe: Yeah. It all came screaming back to me.
_________________Rachel: Can you take care of Emma just for today?
_________________Ross: Sure, just lend me your breasts and we'll be on our way.